david motherfucking beckham;)

DAMN;p

he is so sexy.
mmmhhmmm...soccer and tattoos:)
its like red bull & vodka!
like red foo & sky blu [[lmfao-the band]]
well...someday..ill meet him!

hola, como estas bitches;)

HI;)

okay..so i haven't been on here for a while..but whatever:]

um..ok..so i was randomly reading the news online?
WTEFFF? reading? idk why..but i was.

OK..so there's this South African "PERSON"..nobody knows what the fuck that person is yet..but it claims to be a FEMALE..but come on.."SHE" doesn't look like no damn SHE..she got a dick..and she's don't have dicks..so I'm guessing she is a motherfucking HE!

like damn...peep this shit! THAT'S MOTHERFUCKING HAIR?

i love megan fox:)

haha..so this chick right here is awesome:)
like..i was chilling at home watching TV..and this ''PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT''by Megan Fox came on.
& when i saw it...i was like..um..did i just totally hear that?

well..its cool;)
WARNING--EXPLICIT SHIT BUT FUNNY:)




BTW..its like basically a storyline to her new upcoming movie..JENNIFER'S BODY..and I'm fucking going to see it on September 18Th:)

so..adios..i have a McDonald's Angus third pounder bacon and cheese(with no cheese) right in front of me..so i gotta go hoes!

laturrr;)

final destination 4;)

OK..so this movie is totally gonna kick ass:P
i cant wait...AUGUST 28TH;]
i waited 3 years for this...btw..all the installations took 3yrs each after the previous one..like WTF?

um..if you haven't seen all the other final destination movies(1-3)
then you ain't shitt...you ain't nothing!

umm..f.d1--plane crash..exciting.
f.d2--huge car crash..kinda boring.
f.d3--roller coaster crash..my favorite so far:)
it actually scared me for a week..but i got over it..and went on a roller coaster like 6 times:)
i didn't give a shit..jk..i did:)

well...f.d4--motorcross crash or race cars crash..or whatever..i just hope its awesome..and of course there will be blood..that's the best part:)

& omg..its in 3D!
pure awesomeness:)
if u wanna go with me..just text me.
laturrrr;)


and p.s--FOR ALL THE SLOW ASS PEOPLE, "F.D means FINAL DESTINATION!
geez.

gigantic robots;)

dude...one question.

why does every damn good and beautiful thing have to occur in Tokyo?
like...really?
Houston or Sugar Land, TX kinda sucks when i think of it:/
everything here is a total buzz kill!
even the fucking people are kill joys:(

i wanna go to Tokyo...wait..thats in Japan, right?

well..whatever..i wanna go..but not stay...cuz um..what do they speak?
not English for sure..Asian? Chinese? ohhh..Japanese:)
um..konitchiwa bitches!

chris brown:(

his life officially sucks balls..like its slowly ending:/

but..hey, he is still sexy:)
i still love his body..i just wouldn't date him.
lol..jk..i would;)

but this is HILARIOUS!
like damn...lmfao.

airheads xtremes;)

so..umm..im bored..and cold:/
basically chilling in my fav hoodie:)
feeling comfortable.
jamming to it wasnt me by shaggy!
oh yeah..so i decided to create a baby at nikeid.com

i was inspired by airheads xtremes ..lol:P


Check out the
Nike Air Mogan Mid iD Shoe
I designed at NIKEiD.com

I dont believe in ugly people;)

guns aren't sexy..
unless you are James bond, um..pharrell Williams;) ,Angelina jolie, will smith, brad Pitt, the guy from step up and GI Joe, and other cool slutty people like that.

BUT if you are ugly..BTW..i dont believe in ugly people, BUT if you are...then you are allowed to carry a gun..legally...cuz they need it the most cuz so many people hate on you if you are one of em.

omg...idk WTF I'm saying..so just watch this ad bout guns:)

playing with fire;)

this song goes so hard....the lyrics are amazing:)
i still Love the CARTER 3;)

Playing With Fire (featuring Betty Wright) - Lil Wayne
V1-
Mama always told me I was crazy,
My hoes say I'm amazing but I don't listen to a lady,
But the bitch say I'm hot and I say no bitch I'm blazing,
Like what the fuck u expect, I'm a motherfucking caveman,
And I feel caged in my mind it's like my flow is doing time,
I go crazy inside but when it comes out it's fine, like wine,
Wait,Watch,
See I get better with time, like a watch,
Osh be gosh, posh spice husband,
Couldn't kick it like I kick it, bitch I kicks it,
No cereal like a land and I sticks it,
Whatever she asks me after she licks it,
That's too explicit but y u listening,
I smell smoke and something sizzling,
That's her pussy, so hey pussy play with pussy or play pussy.

V2-
They say you're nobody till somebody kills you,
But where I'm from you're nobody till you kill somebody,
And you know what they say,
When you're great it's not murder, it's assassinate,
So assassinate me bitch,
Cause I'm doing the same shit Martin Luther King did,
Checking in the same hotel, in the same suite bitch, same balcony,
Like assassinate me bitch!
Slim touche,
I don't rap, I film movies, with my rap,
You can call me Mr. Director Chair,
Yea and that's a wrap,
Cut, Onto the next,
Not to the next scene bitch, the next check,
Some say the X makes the sex spec,
So play with the pussy or play pussy.

V3-
Straight off the corner of Apple and Eagle,
Brave heart bitch, like the times are medieval,
Married to the game, Divorce the Cathedral,
Standing on the corner, selling Porcelain to People,
Forced into evil, It's all in your head,
It's also cerebral, call me Carnival,
You follow when I lead you,
Straight to the needle,
The barrel, the battle, the beetles will eat you,
Mama named Cita, I love you Cita,
Member when your pussy second husband tried to beat ya?
Remember when I went into the kitchen & got the cleaver,
He ain't give a fuck, I ain't give a fuck neither,
He could see the devil, see the devil in my features,
You could smell the ether,
You can see Cita,
You can see the Cita, see the Cita in my features,
And she don't play neither!

funny video of the damn day..

onecrunkmama is fucking hilarious:)

id love you better;)

.......if i got this baby right here!
its so awesome...this little kid i know has one..and i get so jealous:(
i saw it on a commercial like last week..and its so..idk..tempting to get.
with all the bubbles..and happy kids in the commercial.

i wanna be happy too:(
so i want one.


yo...i went to walmart some time ago with my mother.
and i almost bought this SPONGEBOB PINATA;)
it was the sexiest thang everrr..i wanted it so bad..
but i didn't feel like making my mom drive me all the way to the hospital for a mental exam..so i didn't buy it..it was torture watching this other chick buy it..i was like WTF walmart.
the damn thing says 3 and up...so hello?
I'm motherfucking 16...geez..i believe that's like wayy above 3..so i have a right to buy it.

so yeah..ughh..mothers are mean.
I'm gonna go back for the sexy pinata though..

someday, it will be mines;)


omg...im so shocked, i can actually spell the word..PINATA!
yay! fuck my spanish teacherrr.

N.E.R.D;)

wow..this is the best band EVERRRR..
like no one can say shitttt bout them sucking.
its either you dont understand them aka you are an ignorant jackass..

or you love em..like me;)

omgeez...pharrell williams has to be the sexiest dude out there..plus he skateboards..and his voice is the definition of sex:)

wow..SEEING SOUNDS...best album everrr.
bbc or ice cream..flyest clothes everrrr.

idk what else to say.
except GET OFF YOUR FUCKING ASS..& listen to their music:)
lol,,,please;)

Hi, my name is honey;)

well...obviously, i have decided to make this cliche shit called a blog or whatever..so yeah..i made one..lol...i think I'm bored.
durrhh? um..i really don't know how to spell that word..so suck my finger hoes!
[[OK...what?? why did i say that?]]

ummm..so..yeah..this might be fun..but i cant tell right now..cuz I'm half asleep..or half awake..or my cup is half full..or half empty..and all that dope shit...but hey..I'm not drunk, so shut up & read:)

well..ill ttyl.
cuz its TTTKA in bed:)

actually..nvm..im just gonna stay up and watch the real world and brandy & Mr whiskers:)
P.S. ayiia is a bitch & Mr whiskers is the funniest bunny everrr..
um..i sound high..but hey at least I'm not outside watching the fucking meteor showerrr in the damn sky, like i don't own a TV or something...like why the fuck are my neighbors laying in the street with motherfucking mosquitoes sucking on their dicks while they watch a "meteor shower"

like i know its not an everyday scene, but geezz...that NASA shit is not for me.
& no one likes mosquitoes( maybe except my neighbors, who need to go to Africa and feel the real shit)

but anyways..idrc..i should totally just freaking drive over all those bitches laying in the streets... like totally run them overr...

just cause its 2am..doesn't mean its safe..like you don't see me laying in the fucking freeway trying to watch a damn "meteor shower"

well..people are people..bitches are bitches..hoes are cute:)
so yeah..do what you do people!

I'm out!
or am I?
;)